Wednesday 30 September 2015

Funny posts by Nigerians on Ministerial List




The social media on Tuesday was flooded with creative posts by Nigerians who are waiting earnestly for the ministerial list of candidates who are to form the cabinet of President Muhammadu Buhari.




The deadline for the submission of the list to the senate as promised by the Presidency is on the 30th of September. See some of the funny posts we collected on social network sites.

- "By d time @MBuhari Album #TheList drops! We will know those who will dance d Raggea or d blues

- Now that our president and his vice have declared their assets, more so, I don't want to enter criminal box of CCT as Saraki did. it is pertinent that l do same as a good citizen......I therefore declare my assets as follows:

1. DVD player---ONE
2. T-shirts---EIGHT
3. Woman---ONE
4. Plasma TV---ONE
5. Bathroom Slippers---TWO
6. Shoes---SEVEN, Sandals --TWO
7. Mattress(VITA)---TWO
8. Pure water----THREE BAGS
9. Textbook---THREE
10. Journals---TWO
11. Bottle of groundnut Oil---ONE
12. Bottle of Palm Oil---ONE
13. ANDROID Phone---ONE,
14. Different kinds of food---NINE ( Gari--THREE CONGOS, Golden Penny Wheat flour---1kg, Golden Penny Semo---1kg, Tubers of cocoyam---TEN , Rice---THREE CONGOS, Oloyin Beans---ONE CONGO, Indomie Noodles---HALF PACK, and Kuli kuli----HALF CONGO+ Roasted Groundnut---ONE BOTTLE
15. Ankara/SUIT---SIX,
Tops---+SEVEN,
16. Pots---TWO,
17. Set of spoons---ONE,
18. Lamp----ONE,
19. GAS OVEB---ONE,
20. Carpet----ONE,
21. Transistor Radio---ONE,
22. Bank Details:
a. GTB---N1542.65k,
b. ZENITH Bank---N550.30k,
c. DIAMOND Bank---N870.90k.
23. Bible (New King James)---ONE.
Note:- This declaration is open to verification by CCB.


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